18 3 / 2014

thehistoryoftheladder:

feministcaptainkirk:

mamalovebone:

need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you


Can guys get yeast infections? Because this seems like an excellent way for that to happen.

Men can indeed get yeast infections. And they usually go undetected, then you pass them along to your partner. THANKS OCOSMO.

Strangely enough, if I had a dick, I probably would have already attempted to fuck a donut. Several times.

thehistoryoftheladder:

feministcaptainkirk:

mamalovebone:

need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you

Can guys get yeast infections? Because this seems like an excellent way for that to happen.

Men can indeed get yeast infections. And they usually go undetected, then you pass them along to your partner. THANKS OCOSMO.

Strangely enough, if I had a dick, I probably would have already attempted to fuck a donut. Several times.

(Source: galeadunkel, via feministcaptainkirk)

10 3 / 2014

jewpid:

anewyorkdateofmind:

tindermedown:

… I will love you and honor you all the days of my life. I, Sarah, take you for my lawful husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until I leave you for some stranger I fuck on tinder.

This.is.amazing.

Lolol

WHAT. 

07 3 / 2014

My patience juice is wearing off.

My patience juice is wearing off.

07 3 / 2014

I am Elaine Benes and Elaine Benes is me.

(Source: vandelay, via snowce)

02 3 / 2014

28 2 / 2014

Guys, maybe DON’T invite a girl over for sex, then after the fun’s over, explain that your doctor just put you on antibiotics that morning. And that you didn’t take them yet.

I just got home and packed my mouth with emergen-c powder.

And another thing, motherfucker: don’t make me watch skateboarding videos immediately following the act, or talk about your goddamn guitars for 30 minutes, or get pissed when I ask for a ride home.

In hindsight, I wish I had left a vicious shit in his toilet…

22 2 / 2014

sleidi:

Here are all six of my OkCupid Illustrations. Together, but still so alone.

In case any of you forgot, I hate everyone.

(via feministcaptainkirk)

17 2 / 2014

misandry-mermaid:

bearstrich:

You know why women often say “nothing’s wrong” when something is definitely bothering them

It’s because men have been belittling, minimizing and mocking our emotions forever

And we are socialized to be as passive and undemanding and selfless as possible, and not to run any risk of bothering or angering a man lest he abandon or hurt us
It’s not passive aggression, it is fear

oh my god

Nailed it.

(Source: mothermoonbear, via feministcaptainkirk)

14 2 / 2014

I’m TOTALLY ok with not being a gay dude on an internet enabled device.

Not to say that ladies got it easy…but shit. 

08 2 / 2014

erstwhilegirl:

saucy-mermaid:

straightgirl:

oh my god

Disillusioned entitled dudebros are my favorite to laugh at.

This was already bad enough before I realized the messages were sent over a period of TEN MINUTES.


HO-LY SHE-YIT.

erstwhilegirl:

saucy-mermaid:

straightgirl:

oh my god

Disillusioned entitled dudebros are my favorite to laugh at.

This was already bad enough before I realized the messages were sent over a period of TEN MINUTES.

HO-LY SHE-YIT.

(Source: solarsenpai, via feministcaptainkirk)